[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.keli.cz\/koala-neni-medved\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.keli.cz\/koala-neni-medved\/","headline":"Koala nen\u00ed medv\u011bd","name":"Koala nen\u00ed medv\u011bd","description":"Chod\u00edte r\u00e1di do zoologick\u00e9 zahrady? 
 \u00b7 Ur\u010dit\u011b ano, jako ka\u017ed\u00fd. I kdy\u017e, pokud nejste z m\u011bsta, kde se tato instituce vyskytuje, jsou Va\u0161e n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy asi sporadick\u00e9.
 M\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b jednu ot\u00e1zku. L\u00edb\u00ed se V\u00e1m koala?
 \u00b7 O\u010dek\u00e1vala bych ur\u010dit\u011b tak\u00e9 kladnou odpov\u011b\u010f. Je velice sympatick\u00fd.
 Pokud se rozhodnete nav\u0161t\u00edvit tento pavilon, dejme tomu, s mal\u00fdmi […]","datePublished":"2016-12-24","dateModified":"2023-05-09","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.keli.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.keli.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9cac53ffad5d6e0659d72eaf216400c165f8fbf396c79017c66698a8aa5be23d?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9cac53ffad5d6e0659d72eaf216400c165f8fbf396c79017c66698a8aa5be23d?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"keli.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"url":"https:\/\/www.keli.cz\/koala-neni-medved\/","about":["L\u00e1ska"],"wordCount":391,"articleBody":"Chod\u00edte r\u00e1di do zoologick\u00e9 zahrady? 
 \u00b7 Ur\u010dit\u011b ano, jako ka\u017ed\u00fd. I kdy\u017e, pokud nejste z m\u011bsta, kde se tato instituce vyskytuje, jsou Va\u0161e n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy asi sporadick\u00e9.
 M\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b jednu ot\u00e1zku. L\u00edb\u00ed se V\u00e1m koala?
 \u00b7 O\u010dek\u00e1vala bych ur\u010dit\u011b tak\u00e9 kladnou odpov\u011b\u010f. Je velice sympatick\u00fd.
 Pokud se rozhodnete nav\u0161t\u00edvit tento pavilon, dejme tomu, s mal\u00fdmi d\u011btmi, cht\u011blo by to, ud\u011blit jim mal\u00e9 pou\u010den\u00ed.
 
 Ne\u017e V\u00e1m ud\u011blaj\u00ed men\u0161\u00ed ostuduve chv\u00edli, kdy 
 – zvednou radostn\u011b prst\u00edk
 – uk\u00e1\u017e\u00edna nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed koalu
 – radostn\u011b zahalas\u00ed, jak\u00fd je to kr\u00e1sn\u00fd medv\u00eddek.
 
 Pokud by v tu chv\u00edli mohlo, toto mil\u00e9 a jakoby st\u00e1le ospal\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tko, promluvit, asi by nasupen\u011b \u0159eklo, \u017ee pat\u0159\u00ed mezi va\u010dnatce a s n\u011bjak\u00fdm medv\u011bdem nem\u00e1 nic spole\u010dn\u00e9ho. A to bu\u010fte r\u00e1di, \u017ee nen\u00ed p\u0159\u00edtomen odborn\u00edk. Ti p\u0159\u00edmo sk\u0159\u00edpou zuby, kdy\u017e sly\u0161\u00ed pojmy jako
 \u00b7 medv\u00eddek koala
 \u00b7 opi\u010d\u00ed medv\u00eddek
 \u00b7 stromov\u00fd medv\u00eddek
 Jen pro dopln\u011bn\u00ed \u2013 tato situace v podstat\u011b nastat nem\u016f\u017ee, proto\u017ee v \u010cech\u00e1ch se v ZOO nechov\u00e1. Ale co kdyby n\u00e1hodou.
 
 P\u0159\u00edroda m\u00edv\u00e1 smysl pro humor
 Koala m\u00e1 n\u011bkolik zvl\u00e1\u0161tnost\u00ed. Dalo by se \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee je na sv\u011bt\u011b proto, aby m\u00e1tl lidem hlavu.
 1. Nen\u00ed to ta koala, ale ten koala.
 2. Samec m\u00e1 rozeklan\u00fd penis.
 3. Samice m\u00e1 dv\u011b pochvy a dv\u011b d\u011blohy.
 4. Jeho mozek se smrskl tolik, \u017ee m\u00e1 \u010dty\u0159icet procent lebky vypln\u011bno mozkom\u00ed\u0161n\u00edm mokem. Z\u0159ejm\u011b vinou energeticky chud\u00e9 stravy.
 
 T\u00edm nejzaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00edm je ale n\u011bco docela jin\u00e9ho.Jestli\u017ee byste si po\u0159\u00eddili koalu, dejte si pozor, aby V\u00e1m neutekla a n\u011bkde n\u011bco neprovedla. Koala m\u00e1, jako jeden z m\u00e1la savc\u016f (krom\u011b prim\u00e1t\u016f), otisky prst\u016f. Jsou natolik podobn\u00e9 lidsk\u00fdm, \u017ee se daj\u00ed t\u011b\u017eko rozpoznat i elektronov\u00fdm mikroskopem.
 
 Jinak je koala velice tich\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tko, kter\u00e9 se hlasov\u011b projevuje pouze ve dvou situac\u00edch.
 \u00b7 Pokud samec hled\u00e1 samici k p\u00e1\u0159en\u00ed. Samice se zaposlouch\u00e1 a podle hlasu vydedukuje, jestli na n\u00ed vol\u00e1 vhodn\u00fd genetick\u00fd materi\u00e1l.
 \u00b7 Jestli\u017ee je ve stresu. Pak dok\u00e1\u017ee k\u0159i\u010det jako mal\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b.
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